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Take them around ... one last time.
by
Maryellen
Nichols, Baltimore, MD
Someday (when, you can't be sure),
you
will knock on heaven's door.
Then how small or great your sin,
you'll
take a quiz to be let in.
So now before this life is through,
here's
a test. See how you'll do!
Did you spend lots of time with scoop,
searching
for each piece of poop?
Did every single thing you wear,
match or
contrast with doggie hair?
Buff or chocolate, red or blue,
to
give the judge a better view?
Did you stay up all hours to help,
Your
own or some friend's bitch in whelp?
While on earth was it your
fate,
to witness many a "doggie date"?
Was the only thing you
drove for ages,
chosen to hold the most cages?
Did you keep liver
everywhere?
Right in your mouth! You did not care?
When you met
good friends face to face,
did they just ask you "how'd you place"?
Have
you stood in heat and rain?
Endured every ache and pain?
Drunk
coffee cold and soda hot,
and sat in many a porta-pot?
Did you
face this kind of thing,
for just a minute in the ring?
Did all
you own have dog hair in it?
Yet, you would never trade a minute,
with
those who gave you selfless love.
Have you answered "yes" to the
above?
Then....
They'll let you in heaven without hesitating.
Expect
to be welcomed..your dogs are waiting.....
I asked God to send me a
Special Friend
and HE Sent me a Golden, Just for a lend. |
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